Sunday, November 1, 2009

Fancy Shmanzy integrated DVD players from B and O

Fancy Schmanzy Digital Creature.
The BeoVision from Bang & Olufsen. Very pretty yes. Swiveling LCD TV stand, yes. Integrated DVD player on the pedestal. Bravo.

¿BUT HOW DO YOU GET THE DVD DISC OUT ?
¿ How do you change a disc on the B&O integrated DVD player ?

Q: ¿ How do you change discs ?
A: You push the big wide button under the edge of the screen, by the DVD drawer.
(Now there is a "DUH" moment. )

Background: There is no "eject" or "change disc" button on the Beo4 remote control unit.

Nevertheless, organic creatures have a need to change the disc on this digital creature, rather often. But it does stand to reason that the complete operation can only be performed at arm's reach of the player unit. So B&O in its wisdom did not include the ability to open the DVD drawer on the remote control. You must press the big silver button, hidden under the edge of the screen, in order to get the DVD tray carrier to swing out. Voilá.

NOTE to B&O: It would be nice, once you press stop a few times on the darn remote, if using that big piece of visual real estate called a screen, you would kindly explain HOW to eject the disc.

Your digital creatures are the rarest, most sophisticated breeds. Try to educate us commoners on how to use them with the least pain possible.

Best Regards,

Living with Digital Creatures.

PS: To the writers of B&O manuals. Notice this glaring omission from your manuals and "how-to" documents:
Your search - "change a disc" site:bang-olufsen.com - did not match any documents.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Time affects Truth

Documents with Dates can be better qualified for the truthfulness of their statements. Only pronouncements of absolute, immutable truth may dispense with time. The validity of temporally dependent information changes trivially.

Monday, June 8, 2009

Shake off the parasite creatures of digital advertising

To keep your PC or laptop creature free of excessive advertising fleas, and other such undesirable digital creatures, the simple solutions of a custom HOSTS file is excellent.

I was browsing the www.tomshardware.com site for information about Intel Core i7 motherboards, and I felt overwhelmed by the excessive assault of advertising. Tom has apparently sold his site to an aggregator, and they have diluted the content:advertising ratio to a ridiculous point.

The solution is to "trick" Tom's site, by diverting its attempts to fetch ads. When a web page at Tom's tells my browser to get advertising from annoying.ad.doubleclick.net, it has to rely on DNS service, if my own computer's HOSTS file doesn't know where "annoying.ad.doubleclick.net" is. And most HOSTS files don't.

The trick is to list in your HOSTS file where to go when Tom's ad-overloaded site want to get its overwhelming and undesirable commercial advertising distractions. Send it to a source that will give it nothing. That way, the desirable content you want to view is unencumbered with parasitic and superfluous drivel.

A good place to get the details on how it’s done and get a good list of sites you would want to block this way: http://www.mvps.org/winhelp2002/hosts.htm

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

UI hassles in Garmin land

The user interface in Garmin's nüvi satellite navigation devices is good, but it could be much better.

¿ Why must one laboriously type the city name, again and again, to specify an address, when perhaps 99% of the time it will be in either 1) the city I'm in already or 2) one of the neighboring ones ? ¿ Why isn't there a convenient list of the most likely choices ? ¿ Why doesn't it default to the current city we find ourselves in if I make no choice ?

¿ Why must I press BACK umpteen many times to get to the navigation map when I am deep in the sub-menus ? ¿ Why is there not a MAP button available at every level in the menu tree ?
(After talking with Garmin support, the did reveal that if one presses and holds the BACK button, it will skip directly to the home page, at least.)

And when I go to "Favorites", the logical order of choices on that list should be by most-requested, (like a top-40 music list), not by what is closest. At least the choice of this ordering should be a configurable item in Setup.

And what about street names ? When a poor user mis-types a street name, give them some slack! Use Donald Knuth's SOUNDEX algorithm or something similar to propose the closest matches. Why not make a stab a finding nearby streets that are similar to what the bloke is attempting to spell ??

Go GARMIN !!!

Saturday, January 31, 2009

The Ancient Dame

The Ancient Dame
2600 was her name.
A Hitachi processor made her heart tick to fame.
Francisco shortened made her apellation tame
But what was it ?
An electrical hiccup in the line ?
A night full of wine ?
She lost her table
to connect she was not able
and so Sangoma came into the fable

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Spyware Elimination

My computer is my domain. I want to know what goes on here. Microsoft provides some sort of list with the "Windows Task Manager", but it is wanting. In particular, the svchost listings are practically useless, since there are so many of them and they are non-specific.

How can I know if a process or thread running in my machine is something I do want to be running ?

The Task Manager window should be the primary control on the activities in the PC, and the primary way to end malfeasance, malware and viruses.